Why hello thar

sockeyes:

starkinglyhandsome:

dollygale:

captain-raptor:

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

and they also don’t break shit

I wouldn’t replace it at all… never trust kids with their promises. Ever.

(Source: ogtmoreno)

globalsoftpirka:

cinematicwasteland:

The Stuff (1985)

This is a movie about evil subterranean yoghurt and it is fabulous.

I saw this and tbh it was kinda boring.
It was one of those horror movies where it’s mostly just people yelling and running and not a lot of actual screen time for the yogurt villain.

globalsoftpirka:

cinematicwasteland:

The Stuff (1985)

This is a movie about evil subterranean yoghurt and it is fabulous.

I saw this and tbh it was kinda boring.

It was one of those horror movies where it’s mostly just people yelling and running and not a lot of actual screen time for the yogurt villain.

snazzapplesweet:

mountaindave:

strawberrypatty:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal



YOU ACTUALLY WENT AND DID IT

snazzapplesweet:

mountaindave:

strawberrypatty:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal

YOU ACTUALLY WENT AND DID IT

(via clgdoublelifts)

charlotte-lune:

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

What the fuck is this??

This almost makes me want to watch Dragon Tales.

charlotte-lune:

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

What the fuck is this??

This almost makes me want to watch Dragon Tales.

(via atomikamikaze)

dangerscissor:

mint-desu:

becausebirds:

I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

dangerscissor

o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to pet the birb omg

dangerscissor:

mint-desu:

becausebirds:

I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

dangerscissor

o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to pet the birb omg

(via atomikamikaze)

did-you-kno:

More proof that dogs are just like humans: the boys let the girls win. Research shows that male puppies act submissive and get into vulnerable positions so that females will keep playing with them. Source

hahahaha human boys don’t do that

did-you-kno:

More proof that dogs are just like humans: the boys let the girls win. Research shows that male puppies act submissive and get into vulnerable positions so that females will keep playing with them. Source

hahahaha human boys don’t do that

(via yuiyamana)

reivixx:

do you ever feel like you love a character more than their own writers do

Nassor. ‘Nuff said.

(via candyvalkyrie)

proxyjackspicer:

bedtime night night take care

image

What is that coming out of it’s mouth?! O_O

mangogrrl:

this is prettier than what I painted

let the uncreativeness consume you

mangogrrl:

this is prettier than what I painted

let the uncreativeness consume you

(Source: 000px, via grislyteeth)

Open windows piss me off so much.

betch I do what I want

betch I do what I want

(Source: 4gifs, via smosh)

missisanfi:

Choco Cat in all his British Shorthaired Majesty

it’s eyes tho
REESES CAT

missisanfi:

Choco Cat in all his British Shorthaired Majesty

it’s eyes tho

REESES CAT

(Source: catteryrinacci.be, via dakkori)

wowgotomago:

{Tadashi, where are the flames?}

TOO SOON, MAN. TOO SOON.

wowgotomago:

{Tadashi, where are the flames?}

TOO SOON, MAN. TOO SOON.

(via baymax-the-nursemaid)

mortem-et-necromantia:

Danse Macabre, John of Kastav, Church of the Holy Trinity, Hrastovlje, 1490.

Soldiers of the Skeleton War escorting prisoners.

mortem-et-necromantia:

Danse Macabre, John of Kastav, Church of the Holy Trinity, Hrastovlje, 1490.

Soldiers of the Skeleton War escorting prisoners.

(via deamhan)

freakxwannaxbe:


"Do you want my help with something or are you just going to continue staring?"

I like to imagine that Jack grew up to be quite the looker. Not that he isn’t already, but a few years and the magic of puberty can do wondrous things.
This is supposed to him just before turning 20? Maybe even 20? I don’t know, looks more like 19.

I read that first thing and now I dream of this being a dating sim.

freakxwannaxbe:

"Do you want my help with something or are you just going to continue staring?"

I like to imagine that Jack grew up to be quite the looker. Not that he isn’t already, but a few years and the magic of puberty can do wondrous things.

This is supposed to him just before turning 20? Maybe even 20? I don’t know, looks more like 19.

I read that first thing and now I dream of this being a dating sim.

(via proxyjackspicer)